I’m a mum, that much should be fairly obvious to anyone who’s got this far. I have more children than the average (five) and not as many as my heart would have liked (eight)
My kids are (in age order) Uni Girl, Teen Girl, Teen Boy, Small Boy and Small Girl. You might see them mentioned by initials for speed.
I adore my children. But living with them isn’t always easy. I crave order and tidiness and everything in its place. You would be laughing fit to burst if you could see my house right now but it’s true, I really do.
Three of my children are autistic. This is not as scary as it sounds to the uninitiated. It’s just a different way of thinking, so if being different offends you then I suggest you back off and read something tame about kittens. Or fairy cakes.
I’m quite bolshy. This might now also be obvious! But I am a loyal friend and I love a good laugh.
If you don’t want to see my bolshy side then please do not think of taking any of my photographs and passing them off as your own. If you really like a picture and would like to share it for some reason then I would be grateful for a request. Courtesy costs nothing.